Eat shit, Bill Maher!

steaming keeps more nutrients in them but they lose the crunch from the smoker. 

I assume Frances McDormand will play her in the movie version.

“A PROUD Texan would just shoot them bees”

Duh

Ok I don’t want to find my self on Tesla’s side but, after the samurai,CR can rot in hell.

“The seek to commission a transformative statement...a truly historic moment in time.”

I just imagined they were referring to The Homer and it became much more entertaining to listen to.

Well, Fancy Kristen does have better hair.....

 Nah, he is pissed because Fancy Kristen just had a courtesy loan from Bugatti on their latest, and was not invited to do the same.

In the UK microwaves have a power of up to 900W, or about 1.2hp. So I have a microwave more powerful than the Changli.

I don’t think enough people here will appreciate this.  RIP Lemmy.

While yelling “Aww skeet skeet skeet skeet” like you’re pretending to be Dave Chappelle pretending to be Lil’ John.

I think for $1000, you could get an old Honda CRV with the little table in the trunk.

You uppity!

J/o motion is the only appropriate response to this bullshit.

SPEAK NOT ILL OF THE CHANGLI!

Watching that video, my hand just started making the ‘jerk-off’ motion instinctively.
I tried to hold it down, to stop it, but it just kept going harder when he said things like: “...and the outcome reflects a version so focused, that it’s significance transcends the world of motorcars.” and “Show me something I’ve…

I’m guessing Torch is pissed because he was inspired to hook a mini fridge in the Changli to keep his Diet Coke chilled and reduced his range to about 200 yards.