The property and grounds themselves are absolutely stunning; you’re right tho, the property could use some serious structural upgrades. That and the new owners need an interior designer (if they don’t have the taste level) who can that furnish/decorate the property in a way that is  complementary to the structure and…

Unfortunately, when the Pulitzer committee does finally get around to adding a “snarky comment section post” category, I fear there will be far too many impressively over-qualified submissions for mine to be noticed...

The problem is margin. A $45K CVO isn’t much more to produce than a $22K Touring bike, which isn’t much more to make than the Sportster.  They all have wheels, frames and body work and it doesn’t cost any more to drill a big hole than a small one.  So, there’s such a RIDICULOUS amount of profit on the high end bikes,…

No, you don’t understand, see what D.J. Broadus should have done is shot Fraser first. Naturally, having done so, he of course wouldn’t have been prosecuted - under Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” law, which as we all know, doesn’t see color, and even dated a rapper once. Really, when you think about it, it’s Broadus’…

this is why shit gets burnt down

Cemeteries are filled with people who were deemed “irreplaceable.

Thanks, Jez.

Same to Lindsey Graham. Dude, RETIRE. Why keep busting your head on this wall when you could sit under the magnolias all day while various trim young houseboys bring you iced tea?

Why’d you have to go and make things complicated?

They’re also made with palm oil, which depletes rain forests, contributes to slave labor and kills orangutans.

My first thought was about why anybody would let Trump have even indirect access to actual Girl Scouts, but your point is very valid, too.

During the Glenn Thrush mess, the NYT issued a statement about their “no tolerance” policy on sexual harassment while also saying they will continue to employ Thrush even though he admitted to what he did.

Oh, Ted Cruz is an infinitely superior candidate. I mean, yes, he’s odious, reprehensible, and willing to sacrifice lives and peace and freedom for the sake of his own personal hollow vanity and ambition. But he’s also smart and experienced: Princeton (national debating champion); Harvard (law review editor); Supreme…

What kind of contract did they have that stipulated the band may not use their own name if they are backing a British artist who looks like if Buddy Holly were a serial killer?

Wait... you mean the Sex Pistols were originally called the Intercourse Handguns?

Oh, I can tell you why Black people are distrustful of the vaccine! Because we don’t need to read history books; we live with systemic, inatitutionalized racism that tells us that our bodies and lives are never even considered partially valuable - unless they’re in service to whites. Because history books are written…

This would only affect new car buyers

“Fillings of Passion”

I like that the memo about leaks...was leaked.

Is it really going to be called Memo?? That means stupid in spanish