Get this person a Hollywood agent! Stat! 

New to Hollywood, are you?

^^^^^^^^^^Found the “I'm not misogynist, but... "

Paragraph 6(6), Subsection A

Only Hermione does that. Harry and Ron just roll their eyes at her, while the entire wizarding world, “good” and “bad” institutionalizes the subjugation of goblins.

Then they will release their “best of” album, "A Rush of Ennui to the... aw forget it". 

I see some great cross promotion potential.

Complains about a straw man argument. Proceeds to use a straw man argument.

(Captain America "I understood that reference GIF) 

“(he’s already receiving death threats for the changes)“

Stay classy. 🙄

So, you just *had* to create this comment thread, and fillet with corny humour. Well, you better clam up or somebody’s liable to get crabby.

He probably forgoes avacado toast, too. 

But is it a given that different writers at different times will be expected to write with the same viewpoints? And that this will be strictly enforced by Editorial staff. Because that sounds like what you are implying.

Ooh, orenn’s gonna need some ice for that burn. Nice one, Mr. Walker!

The Go-Go's? Really? 😕

Roblox CEO? Is that you?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, you're right. 

Posting here to test if comments are working for me too. 

Sounds like a sequel for "A Confederacy of Dunces".