Weird how you wrote a comment critiquing others’ egos yet the whole reason this comment exists because of your own obvious ego issues.

What if there’s a a six-year-old vying for your attention and you have to do your work to feed said six-year old?

Who defines "fun"? 

So go play your freaking game, and leave everybody else alone. K?

But who cares about special fx when you've got.... titties! 

If that were so, there’s no reason that Han couldn’t have said, or at least hinted, so

Thank you for whitesplaining her job to her (even if you don't happen to be white, you have earned the honorary title as such) 

Yeah. Ignorant people like you. 

Burned! I guess that didn’t go the way you planned.

Is it harsh to invoke the requisite "Darwin Award Winners"? Perhaps for the passengers, but the driver... 

(cliché I know but you asked for it)

Stay classy? That’s rich coming from someone who comes in to an obviously lighthearted thread and takes a big dump.

-urns... coming out!

Based on the number of likes you got, versus the “orange carnival barker” comment above, it looks like Jalopniks would resoundingly vote in Biden again. 🤷🏽‍♀️

I’ve always loved Conan in bits and pieces on the web. But I never really followed him. Reading all the comments on this article makes me realize I’ve really been missing something, and I have some catching up to do.

Every single one of those names is a winner in my book. I’m presuming there are space facilities near Huntsville?

So you’re saying that the top pick actually wasn’t Trashy McTrash Panda?

As a disabled player who has no desire to take anything away from players who like (and are able) to play at more challenging levels): go jump in the lake.

I was going to say all this. Thanks for saying it for the rest of us disabled players. I hate snotty (and yes entitled) comments like Dante’s so much.

I think he’s made some in-flight appearances around the neighbourhood, but that might just be hot gossip that caught fire.