Yeah. Ignorant people like you. 

Burned! I guess that didn’t go the way you planned.

Is it harsh to invoke the requisite "Darwin Award Winners"? Perhaps for the passengers, but the driver... 

(cliché I know but you asked for it)

Stay classy? That’s rich coming from someone who comes in to an obviously lighthearted thread and takes a big dump.

-urns... coming out!

Based on the number of likes you got, versus the “orange carnival barker” comment above, it looks like Jalopniks would resoundingly vote in Biden again. 🤷🏽‍♀️

I’ve always loved Conan in bits and pieces on the web. But I never really followed him. Reading all the comments on this article makes me realize I’ve really been missing something, and I have some catching up to do.

Every single one of those names is a winner in my book. I’m presuming there are space facilities near Huntsville?

So you’re saying that the top pick actually wasn’t Trashy McTrash Panda?

As a disabled player who has no desire to take anything away from players who like (and are able) to play at more challenging levels): go jump in the lake.

I was going to say all this. Thanks for saying it for the rest of us disabled players. I hate snotty (and yes entitled) comments like Dante’s so much.

I think he’s made some in-flight appearances around the neighbourhood, but that might just be hot gossip that caught fire. 

Being “economical” is vague descriptor, with wildly different definitions. And frankly I couldn’t give a fuck if Walmart saves a couple thousand on executive trips. So I’ll continue to plan my rich people menu plan.

Out of curiosity, I looked it up (and it was indeed Barsanti). But I found no “pearl clutching”. 🤷🏽‍♀️

wow another tesla cult comment. elon musk and his army of nodding idiots don’t approve. shocker. none of these have actually accomplished a damn thing in their lives, but they make time to bemoan honest criticisms of tesla, the single most impactful....wait, what? 

Is one of the plazas the Vancouver Central Library? I’ve seen that in at least one movie.

But what about the Salmon Mousse? 

I’m on it!

Ah, I knew I was missing something important. Thank you.