I’ve butt dialled 911, twice. The only way I knew were call backs I got from the police. They were pretty nonplussed, which makes me think it is pretty common.

“Any decent company would make reasonable provisions here.”

Hey, we’re not going to take that, anymore! 

Giving you an award for completely unironically inappropriate user name. 

It’s as intelligent as the original post was.

I was being dismissive of your pointless comment about him being a "tool". I’ll let the responses by other commenters explain why.

Well you are a jerk anyway. 

Okay Boomer. 

*except for the shows on “CCCP1”

And Edith Prickley will bring the blackjack and male strippers.

Jeesh, some of the comments here re: AVClub click-baiting, sound just as cranky as Moore.

I wonder whether Joey Heather ton was the inspiration for Catherine O’Hara’s SCTV character, Lola Heather ton? 

“so I dropped them”

Did you bring enough for everybody? 

Lorne Michael's may be Canadian, but he is known for being a tyrannical asshole. 

Sitting on my friends porch, trying to impress some girls two houses down by playing a mixtape that included Eric Clapton’s Cocaine, Rush’s Tom Sawyer, a few other songs. It ended with what we thought was the pièce de resistance: Eruption/You Really Got Me.

I was a hard core Iron Maiden/Judas Priest metalhead, and I had all the VH albums, and some New Wave ones too. 

Well Adams is Canadian, so... 

Toronto’s Best Rock Q107 was my equivalent.

Not knowing better, this comes across like C- grade trolling, on a car enthusiasts site. You certainly got a response.