Leaves? But I was always told money doesn’t grow on trees.

“Everyone is on edge and just trying to hold it together and stay strong.”

😢 I hope you are safe from the fires. 

COTD

Article triggers Trumpies.

Damn, this chastity belt is really riding up my ass crack.

“Lots of classes being audited this semester. I hear you guys like to watch!”

Crappy Fonts Matter.

Why thank you, my internet friend. 

Aw shucks, thank you. It is a great song. 

Thanks. 

Of course! 

Yes but it is the US President pointing the finger, not Putin, Bolsonaro, Tayyip, Duterte, etc. etc.

Probably undocumented immigrants. 

Thank you for adding absolutely nothing to the conversation, all in the name of pointless concern trolling. 

An allegory for the Trump presidency, created by a rogue groundskeeper, in an act of passive aggressive rebellion (I hope)?