Yeah the silliness of the poling takes the scant utility of the scene, and just kills it.

Yup. Yup. And double yup.

Hmmm. Is it “I’m tired of these mother fucking dinosaurs, on this mother fucking island”?

“Hmmm, why *are* farts so damn funny?”

Somehow I doubt it. 

“They’ll also get their birthdays off”

You nailed it! Letting his freaky flag fly like he did in Jaws & War of the Worlds.

I know I did. 😊

I really wanted to like it as a twinkie, but I couldn’t even enjoy it on that level. I blame Chrisp Ratt. 😜

Thank you, I hadn’t seen it. Ha. It looks like it was cut from an Indiana Jones movie set in present day.

Yes as I said elsewhere, I actually forgot about the sucky, silly ending.

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Oh, and by no means do I think LW made any logical sense. It was just a well told yarn, until the ending part fucked it up. But then the same can be said for JP, albeit somewhat better.

True. 

A entertaining enough toss off, that should never have been made. But was still better than Jurassic World. 

Well perhaps that is as it should be. After all, there is never going to be any "natural" sustainable way for these creatures to live.

But the problem comes when they insist on doing the driving. 

So the number of the tow company on his phone could just be another family member, who would tell the Grandfather, "we'll send a truck out sometime tomorrow".

“I’ll have people around me who care enough to wave some oily thing with wires attached and tell me that this fell out of whatever car I was planning to drive.”

Hmmm, well arguably JP is even closer, in that it mirrors the attempt to civilize the monsters, and sell them as entertainment.