If the Fappening didn't break the Internet, nothing will. What an ass...

Get your nomenclature right, it's actually the ZX4 M-Sport xDrive35i EfficientDynamics Hybrid Gran Coupe.

... EfficientDynamicsHybrid.

To be fair, the years of suckage for Alonso aren't really his fault; the same can't be said for his teammate Raikkonen.

Agreed. Saw the one they had on display at the Renaissance Center a couple of weeks ago; it looks awesome in that red paint (I don't even like red on most cars).

It's so weird I kind of like it, especially with that interior.

I find that kind of sad because I found that TG USA has found its way with their challenge-based episodes.

STRAZOS!

I prefer the Mazda styling... what this generation needs is a Mazdaspeed variant.

Wheelchairs? Medical supplies? Seems like people would know almost immediately if they forgot to collect these. Especially the wheelchairs.

I hate to break it to you, but you used up your luck when you posted the GIF. Should have bought the lottery ticket first.. .

I need those orange accents in my life... Even if they're on my Hyundai Accent.

Dang, beat me to it.

Hopefully they love us Canadians and release it here, there's lots of Mazda 3 hatches around so this would be an awesome alternative, NISMO or not.

I'd totally rock the Pulsar Targa Breadvan look. I did not know such a thing existed.

I play games for some sense of enjoyment, not to get my ass handed to me every time I play.

It looked great before the grille was updated...

So, really, if you don't give a shit about cars, get a Crown Victoria since it'll handle your abuse. If you love cars, get a Crown Vic anyway because it'll handle your abuse.

It's a military prototype... It will eventually travel through time and space, but for now it will remain as TURDIS.

As long as our continent remains attached to Florida, you guys are pretty tame in comparison. =)