“including tell her she had something on her skirt and then joking he hoped she wouldn’t construe that as sexual harassment.

Obviously having Darth Vader fighting Rey on Hoth is canon. Geez.

Yeah, but it did. That’s the thing with multi-media.

It’s silly this timeline starts with ANH anyway. The title of it is “Everything that happened after Return of the Jedi.” But the timelines beginning point is 4 years before Return, and the first point on the timeline is (gasp) 4 years after ANH.

Rey is a clone of Luke Skywalker. Someone retrieved his hand that he lost in Cloud City (with a familiar lightsaber that’s re-appeared and was “calling to her.”) and produced a clone from it.

“We’re going to tell you everything that happened AFTER Return of the Jedi”

You probably shouldn’t declare yourself the speaker of Millennials, when there are plenty of Millenials that disagree with at least half of your “demands.”

I thought that was a weird penis.

Manbearpigjack.

Are you insinuating that you shit your pants because of some mediocre renderings of made up creatures?

The looming threat of disease, starvation and death due to the elements is really bearing down on you, huh?

You’re always going to have people who are overly dramatic when it comes to life on Earth.

Is there contact information for Ford that I can let them know this lawsuit hurts their brand image and reputation more than John Cena selling a car he owns?

I need to step away from the hiring pool on this one, but thank you for the offer.

This made me laugh.

Ding ding ding.

I don’t know that I’d agree he intended on selling it when he bought it.

Software is licensed, not sold. It’s not the same thing.

Except he didn’t license the car, he purchased the car.

The Rock didn’t happen overnight. There’s a solid 10 years between the two men’s careers.