He needs to take on some villain roles. Dude’s terrifying when he wants to be.

The new home will likely be Disney+

Excited. John Cena was notably funny in The Suicide Squad. He was hilarious in Blockers.

As sad as this is, I’m glad she never seemed to enter a period of prolonged and extreme decline like so many people her age do. She lived long and died quickly, and that’s basically the dream.

This might be what happens when you give fans exactly what they ask for -- no matter how ridiculous -- instead of trying to subvert their expectations. 

It’s an easy fuckin’ question to answer.

You mean you hope he wins two lawsuits.

Not since the infamous “pills in Tracy’s jelly beans” incident has an A.V. Club reviewer taken such a pounding from a commentariat who was watching more closely than they were.  You hate to see it.

The 1/14600005 chance that Strange saw in Infinity War was finding the one timeline where Stark managed to not be a complete fuckup.

Ultron wants to exterminate all life, not just supervise it. And the Watcher throwing hands is the least dangerous way (collateral-damage-wise) for him to fight.

It takes a special level of dedication to get so few things right in such a short amount of time.

the two Avengers back on Earth that he forgot about

Are you fucking kidding me? You’ve spent every episode so far complaining that it wasn’t tying everything together, and then when it finally does with a major event (teased in last week’s episode, even), you complain about that.

If there was a drinking game, where you had to take a shot whenever Barsanti writes a sentence that shows he hasn’t paid attention to anything, then all participants would be dead by now. 

I went back and rewatched the ending. It was immensely clear. 

The direction in this episode was really something. That shot of Clint’s sacrifice.

Big fan of Zola so this makes me happy. Now it makes sense why he only had one line in the first episode.

What I want to know though is who the Watcher was talking to. He was very much narrating when Strange and Ultron heard him.

Den of Geek. Or any other site, really.

The Watcher didn’t save Strange, Strange is in a prison of his own making. I figured that out because Strange literally looks into the “camera” and says that. Are you so busy coming up with half-baked criticisms that you forget to pay attention to the show? Because so far, if I understand your basic arguments…