This is a pretty good Quibi burn. 

it will also be easy to see coming

They should rebrand it to QuibiFans.

In other news, Popeye’s to stop selling chicken.

“OnlyFans to go out of business” would be a nice alternate headline.

Smart move. Who wants to see sexually explicit stuff on the internet, anyway. Gross.

Well, I wish those investors all the best in profiting off the 130 million users when 128 million of them quit.

Investors.

R.I.P. Only Fans, I guess.

Bright side is, there’s almost certainly going to be another option. People aren’t just going to suddenly stop wanting kinky hot sex stuff online.

Well, I’m sold. Especially since I’ve been getting multiple emails from mysterious strangers threatening to release videos of me masturbating.

watching these fucking assholes passionately argue for their right to NOT have to wear a fucking face mask, and thus put themselves and others at greater risk of contracting Covid during a pandemic, because it’s their “God-given right as an American”...I just have no words any more, only disbelief.  I’ll never deny…

...butt plugs sit on you?

In Russia . . . eh, shoot, I can’t think of anything. It’s pretty fucked up.

SSDD: Same shit, different day.

So what if she liquidate her retirement funds. That has nothing to do with her crime. She paid back $5,000 so the state is out $35,000. The state got back $200,00 - $300,000 from the other person but 2 million is still unaccounted for. In what universe a lost of $35,000 should result in harsher penalties than a lost…

Since when has the structure of the legal system not been set up to screw over black people?

Another one that never gets old. They cannot send a white woman to prison. They will bend over backwards and make every excuse in the world. And when they absolutely must, then the creativity of mitigating factors goes to 12.

A mad scientist going to another dimension to steal a version of his dead child?