First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

and they still beat Michigan

Lacob’s Splatter

Please tell me Cardale was in the car with him, subtly pushing him to drive home. “Yeah man, just make a left turn right up here...”

By definition, there are always expletives involved when Rusty Kuntz is in the conversation.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

So you’re saying that things will get violent for the opposing coaching staff?

Dental Plan

Fun fact: Until 1933, Knox College’s nickname was “Old Siwash”.

I'm from Tennessee, and I'm genuinely worried about which and how many letters appear to the left of this shot.

Funny, I thought Memphis was famous for ribs, but I don’t see any.

Yes

Rule #1: Don’t do a 9/11. That was very rude.

I really hate it when some whiny fellow passenger complains that my both my cigarette smoke and erect penis keeps hitting her in the face

This is even more impressive when you realize the officer was unseeded.

Oh horseshit.

quite partial to Imola Yellow

“I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a Mallett, to treat everything as if it were a fail.”