The three horns sounding when the model crashed should be replaced by this....

sweet delicious, seasoned old man tears.

I had 320 lbs on my head once. It didn't end as well as this video though. Let's just say she left crying and missing shoe.

The front will be bare, for now.

Instead of pall bearers, Pedro Martinez will throw him into his grave.

He finally succumbed after a long battle with team cancer.

Meanwhile, in Serbia

A concerned Houstonian wants to know? Figures.

Seems a little unfair. How come when Lolo Jones loses a race no one takes her flower?

I know this is a little naive but

Whose dick do I have to lick peanut butter off of around here to get these treats just placed in a fucking dish already?

I used to have that poster on my bed room wall!

[Prays for some sort of Lynyrd Skynyrd type scenario to play out]

My biggest takeaway from this is that Mateen Cleaves works for CBS.

I am truly saddened and forlorn (same thing) that I didn't see this protest in person.... From like 5 feet behind the runners.

But no shin splints!

Please learn what the word "verb" means, so that you can stop embarrassing yourself.

I actually made grilled cheese for breakfast today, pretty much using this recipe. But very once in a while, if it's in my fridge, I will sprinkle some parmesan to the outside of the bread while pan-frying; it will add even more crispiness. A little messy but a nice variation.

This is just the latest step in Stuart Scott's plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

No, Fountain Mom!!!