Did this happen mere hours after the Peter King bit?  Are we sure he didn’t do something nefarious?

Except she’s not eating them.  Only Huel.

I eat the same things every day: breakfast is Huel plus a banana; lunch is Huel plus an apple; dinner is quinoa

Now that you mention it, I think the point of the article IS that you can’t be a good person and be a college basketball coach at the same time.

That’s a weird euphemism.

Fuck you, Clown!!

I owned an 80 CJ7 with a three speed tranny and 304 V8. With an Edelbrock 650 cfm 4 barrel, new cam, Edelbrock intake, and headers, it wasn’t going to go over 60 mph. It got to 60 quick enough, but it wasn’t geared to go any faster than that.

Are all of the moments of your life literally consumed with survival and propagation of your genes?

I mean, we’re all gonna die someday.  Amiright?!?!

(Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.)

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Pissed off I read that whole thing and Frenchie didn’t even shit his pants.

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Is that tire smoke or engine oil?

If that guy had second amendment freedoms like us ‘mericans, he coulda just shot everyone and gotten on with his day.

That wasn’t attempted murder. I just shot Mike-Mike in his hind-parts.

Giannis really grabbing life by the ball up there

I usually run and bike with music.  BECAUSE: if I don’t I invariably have the last awful song I heard stuck in my head the entire time.  I biked for 2 hours with “I like bread and butter, I like toast and jam.” looping over and over in my head.  I almost crashed on purpose to end it.

It’s like a camel toe.  But different.

My hotel rooms in Japan ALWAYS include a pair of pajamas folded on the bed for my use. They would fit me if I was 11" shorter.