....all of which is a long way of saying, ‘Moron.’

I bet you love to watch Wisconsin basketball.

All hat, no cattle. As they say.

TL;DW

That lead photo: What’s the head and neck version of cankles?

All aboard the pain train!!

He does now.

I bought my last used car from a no haggle dealership. I made an offer $2500 below what they had on the windshield, and they turned me away. I tracked it on www.iseecars.com. That site shows how long a car’s been on the lot, and what it’s price has been. I saw that the price came down $500 every month. I told them…

Fourth, 9/11!!

In high school I lived in a wooded area and had a tremendously faithful dog we’d found as a stray, nearly starved. That dog would do anything to please.

I desperately need a Mary Carillo color commentary on this.

I get way to stressed at work, so I bought some calming chamomile tea to drink in the afternoon instead of coffee. The cellophane on that package was MOTHERFUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN. YIELD YOU SON OF A BITCH!! I NEED THIS MOTHERFUCKING CALMING TEA.

Car’s got good pickup.

Just how low are your nuts?!?

That news clip cuts away at a very unfortunate spot. Here’s the rest of the timeline from the independent report:

Imbibing marijuana?!? Is that a thing? I wouldn’t think it would smell in beverage form.

I could scarcely wait for this video to end before heading over to buy a pair of big baller shoes. Sure, they’re spendy. But now I realize they’re perfectly suited to my style of play.

I’ve done an easy variation on this for years. Butter the bread and sprinkle a ton of that grated Parmesan from the green can on it, and flop that in the pan. Stack your cheese slices and the other slice of buttered bread, and then sprinkle more Parm on the top. Flip half way through. So crispy and salty!!

DOOOON’T CAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!!!!