Let's recap: I made this video because idiots don't know how to drive a hellcat. And so I have to sit through a bunch of videos with liberal motherfuckers talking about how their Tesla is faster than the hellcat.

I would've given him that head but to the crotch he's clearly asking for.

"...pretend that it's a cigarette or a very small penis."

Not to mention: I watched just the first 60 seconds and saw several passes.

Why the fuck do I care if my kid's toy can hold 500 pounds? My kid is not morbidly obese.

1980 Jeep CJ-7 with no doors and a bikini top. All year round, in Michigan.

I drove a DSG GTI for six years and that sound was accurately portrayed as the DSG fart. Three weeks ago I traded it for a DSG S4. This one sounds much more like a bark or a snarl. And I love that I can feel it.

Glad Stuart Scott is feeling good enough to go out and hit the clubs.

If they were just going to use mouth noises, couldn't they at least have hired that guy from police academy?

Thanks a lot, Osama bin Laden!

I love Aasif Mandvi, but I don't know what else they were expecting by having him play keeper.

Well, there's this...

"How Do I Clean Up All This Mouse Poop?"

Feel bad for the guy, but the air horn after the crash made me LOL. Arrested Development was the best.

Prove it, and STFU.

I know that doctor!

Always been a Broff-am to me. Not going to change now.

It seems like a blowjob pantomime might be a funny thing. Maybe with two dicks?

I can't believe that asshole is driving towards oncoming traffic with his high beams on.

So do bitter assholes.