So do bitter assholes.

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. This is Jackass.

I spend a lot of time in Japan, and I love the food. My absolute favorite, though, are these little shrimp. My dream is to shovel a giant bowl of these into my maw with cold beer, in front of a football game.

Sure I am. But there are plenty of legal, less polluting ways to get a few extra horsepower from your car.

Wrong tag: "Fights and/or Boobs."

You have to be a special brand of asshole to take the cat off your car.

Reminds me of this from Arrested Development:

The GIF is great for repeated viewing, but it loses a lot without the excellent vuvuzela burst just before the guy goes down.

Someone crying out, "DEAR GOD!"

This was a poster I had hanging in my room in high school. They were giving them away at the Porsche booth at the 1986 Chicago auto show.

WDYT?!?

I'd be interested to know how the gay wizard at 538 came out in this analysis. Too lazy to do it myself, though.

I notice the better looking ones are under exposed or obscured. Look at this photo and tell me the Eiffel Tower isn't tacky.

He stayed down on the ground until the trainers ran over and applied the magic freeze spray to his face. Then he was fine.

I'd just throw one more cheap ass ingredient in there. After you slather butter all over that bread, shake a bunch of that crap parmesan cheese from the green can on there. It toasts up really nice and makes a nice salty crust on the bread.

Should've poured it in his eyes.

WHY DID YOU TURN?!?!?

Our greatest day as kids was when we wandered into the semi trailer where you could drop off paper that the Lions club recycled for money. Stacks of skin mags in there for the taking!

You are right. They wouldn't beat a college team. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/col…

Are they becoming, dare I say, likable?