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You can go shit in your hat!

You can go shit in your hat!

They’re Mallo Cups you fucking commie. You should chop off a finger for disparaging one of the finest candies ever created.

They’re Mallo Cups you fucking commie. You should chop off a finger for disparaging one of the finest candies ever

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Luckily for you Adventures of the Gummi Bears came out in 1989:

That’s it. I’m never watching porn again... today... within the next hour... that’s based on a 90's kids cartoon.

Cheese fight? We’ll find out if sharp cheddar is sharp enough to gut a man.

People who for some reason feel the need to actually carry around a loaded weapon, and people who are above average intelligence are two COMPLETELY different circles on a venn diagram.

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They forgot they had a loaded gun? They forgot they had a loaded gun? They forgot they had a loaded gun!? That is the most terrifying part of this whole thing. That someone can be walking around carrying a loaded weapon and forget they had it on them is straight up fucking terrifying. If you choose to carry a weapon,

Beth, with all do respect, you are super wrong. So wrong, you better retire from informational blogs about eclipses.

Zelda chess is cheaper on Amazon, and then you don’t have to support GameStop

Zelda chess is cheaper on Amazon, and then you don’t have to support GameStop

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I love this comment so much because considering your points really puts conventional liberal thinking to the test. I always go to identify as a a liberal only to see some upworthy.com article telling me how to think and HOW to label things.

Ok sure, then what’s a small, easily identifiable icon to represent sex? A heart? Maybe you don’t love the person you’re fucking. A smiley face? Maybe fucking gives you no happiness you are only doing it as a rote, compulsive behavior. A sperm? That’s as bad as a using man. The actual word sex? Well maybe the person

Well, I’m glad that Exxon is taken care of. They were struggling so.

Pebbled/Nugget/Sonic ice has a few desirable features. Size, texture, ease of chewing, and flavor absorption. The mini ice cube trays only give you size.

Maybe it’s just that the loan that I got this time, but on my last house purchase 4 months ago, providing the financial documentation was so frustrating. And the lender kept calling and saying they needed something that I already gave them, so I had to keep back tracking. It’s like I had to do everything twice, and

He who clicks with malintent has forgotten the face of his father.

A college friend posted pics to his Facebook of him and another friend of his who I hated with a passion yesterday. I only thing that kept me from punching a kitten was seeing that the hated friend had a joint FB account with is wife.
I find myself pitying him now.

As someone who loves making things from scratch in the kitchen (e.g., pesto) that can take a long time, I have to say that I found this comment funny. Everything you described is a lot more work! Really, now; cutting the pumpkin, scraping everything out, roasting the goods, combining the ingredients... That’s a

the only problem is, alot of companies won't take the financial risk for a serial job hopper like that though. They'll see it as a "flight risk" and decide to hire someone that will be with them long enough to make money back on what was spent to hire/train/etc instead of someone that won't be there long.