I am going to use “tall, proudly-swollen innards” on all profiles and bios from now on.

I am going to use “tall, proudly-swollen innards” on all profiles and bios from now on.

I have been doing the pb&j+doritos thing since elementary school. In about 5th grade, I had half the grade doing it, and teachers forbid it. They said “If your parents didn’t put it on your sandwich, it doesn’t belong there.” So I had my mom put them on the next day (a little soggier, but whatever. 5th graders lack…

A special list? Like an FBI list because you were using bleach to wash away the blood?