As boner-inducing as that video is, this car is about as close to that as a gallon of milk is.

Fix the engine and buy some badass rims — instant VW Vortex cred.

Blah blah...X1...blah blah...BMW lost its way...yadda yadda...

No, that V12 is absolute shit. It's essentially two M52 2.5's welded together, with two separate DMEs that don't talk to each other. But buy whatever you want; I'll stick with the M60 and M62 versions.

I laughed my ass off at Disadvantage-mobile until I saw your name and realized it was named after you. I still award you 9.5 internets and this Friday off.

That's why I always lower the car onto the jack stand such that the stand is supporting most of the weight and the jack only some of the weight. And then there's no sudden drops if something fails.

She might walk like a gorilla from now on, but at least she still has a living father!

My E34 Touring weighed 3620 lbs, according to a truck scale. Probably can't say the same about my E39 Touring though.

the jokes is that you always see him putting sunglasses on, but never taking them off.

He really failed to take advantage of his vehicle's strengths in maneuverability through small alleyways and grocery store aisles. You don't pit a club car against a patrol cruiser on the highway; that's just lunacy.

That's what I was wondering. Unless those Recaro seats are exclusive to the R, and the AWD system still costs nearly $10k...

Still scored a few points above the Veloster Turbo. Just a few.

So it's like going from Snoop Dogg to Snoop Lion...?

So they've been trying to figure out how the doors work and how to fix them for the past 5 months...

Maybe he scraped a VIN tag off of a salvaged Z3. Or he registered an actual Z3 and just swapped the plates over.

I'd go for an 840CSi with an engine that actually runs.

RWD cars are usually easier to repair. I'm going to throw that argument out there since no one has yet.

It'd be a damn good 'Chop if that fog light didn't look completely wrong.

Damn it...you beat me to it.

Hate on the Saab 9-7x all you want, but the Aero was the sleeper version of the TrailBlazer SS.