Not long enough for some :)

Dude, what happened here at Jalopnik!? I stepped away a few years ago, and just happened to come across this article where American muscle cars are being lambasted like an out of touch politician you don’t like (you pick which one). I saw another article about the Charger/300 where the commentariat was actually…

My cars both get ~30mpg on the highway, so all I have to say is — if you're complaining about gas prices, you shouldn't own your vehicle.

I don't know about you guys, but I find that the analyst show is the best time to go grab some food. Then I realize that Dan Marino gets paid $2M to be background noise while I'm getting food. And I just turned a glass half-full situation into a depressing one.

S13 dashboard makes me miss my S13.

Apple is still in the process of licensing its Lightning connector technology, so I'm assuming this car still has a 30-pin connector. Add another 40 bucks for a stupid adapter if you have an iPhone 5.

Not that I need to earn a response from some douche on the internet, but I am quite educated, and spent nearly a decade living in the "Dirty South". I know far more than you think I do.

I came here looking for Anime-style young-looking-but-still-of-legal-age girls. I will now leave disappointed.

African-Americans and hip-hop aren't synonymous with drug money — you made that connection. Your pseudo-PC explanation is an utter failure. Go ahead and shut down all of your internet-enabled appliances for the remainder of the day.

Florida State? This car's in Tampa and Sandusky worked at Penn State. Don't see the connection here...

I think your assertion of subtext racial slurs is, in fact, racist — his comment wasn't racist at all, but you went ahead and made it so anyway.

I guess you have a different definition of "down to earth" than I do, which I thought was pretty universally accepted as girls who are grounded in reality and have their own careers ambitions, goals, and don't rely on their bodies to get them through life. Or maybe you went full literal on it...

Now I have to know this car exists, and my Thanksgiving week has just gotten slightly worse for it.

I don't see much of these on the road anymore. Thank god

Don't let this article fool you. There are still a number of 40+ cougars successfully clinging to their 20s down here.

SYNC is infuriating.

also this.

Ft. Pierce is a pretty dull town.

Some of the hottest, down to earth girls I know live in Ft. Pierce. South of Palm Beach they're hot, but all gold diggers.

Was thinking the same thing. Lol @ the Concept R8 is already out-of-date...