WTF!

It was mostly rhetorical...any M5 (of any gen) not headed to the junkyard is going to be at least $8K, and that's for a car with a well-used drivetrain and high miles. Buying a decent used S38 engine will set the buyer back by around $7K alone. In this context, you're getting a mint E34 with M-par wheels and M-technic…

When I read "So, fuck that noise about going softly into that good night."

I loved this game back in the 90s — glad that there's an emulator for these LucasArts games (ScummVM). I was able to play this on both my HTPC (46" TV) and iPhone a few months ago :D

here in West Palm Beach, I recall several instances of this in just the last 2 days by PBSO patrols. a few on I-95, one on the Turnpike, and one on PGA Boulevard.

I had an E34 Touring from 162K miles to 192K miles, and it ran and drove phenomenally all the way up until I traded for my E39.

168K miles is about half of its serviceable life if cared for like the average Honda Civic.

Where do you find E34 M5s for $5K??!

1980s Lincoln Mark VII or Thunderbird?

looks like an Accord C-pillar. so I guess if that's your thing...

Already looks like a Chevy Honda Accord. CP

when you said "carpocalypse", the first thing I thought of was Carmageddon. and that game was awesome.

I don't know bikes all that well, but if you hadn't told me about it I would have said that's a factory paint job. The painted lines flow with the body's, it doesn't scream "custom", and it's still attention-getting. Nice job on the girl too.

Excellent mechanical work, horrid cosmetic work. Of the two, cosmetics are the easier bits to fix, but to tack that onto $28K is asking way too much. Crack pipe brah.

Hm...Fair enough.

You must be talking about Wellington, FL. We're having pre-Olympic horse-jumping bullshit events every weekend, and every spot at Publix is taken up by an F-350 Super Duty driven by some gruff looking woman with those stupid fucking pants.

Jettas and Land Rovers are all that belong on this list. Why isn't Jeep on here? Because it was the "example"?

Yep...same. Palm Beach.

Yeah I've only ever seen them driven strictly by older guys. Somebody missed the boat on this one.

I only know of the hot chicks from high school that turned fat in college.