Did you see how thats literally his name?

Five cigarettes at a time. A whole big world full of poops to smoke. This guy has it all figured out. Keep on keeping on, Haji.

I think this should count too.

Each break in the story was a "calm down commenters, calm down." The woman knows us... SHE KNOWS US.

Right? As great as this whole piece was, that may have actually been my favorite part.

First off, yes - generalizations are inappropriate, and you don't want to let your frustrations morph into collective annoyance and judgement against an entire group of people.

Anyway, don't stop reading now and start posting angry comments about this guy and his misconceptions, because you need to see what happens next.

Can this be a requirement for using a dating site? Like how everyone should work retail once to become a better customer?

"...Spoiled by all the free penis thrown their way"

Fucking A. I'm so tired of cops getting away with this shit. Police in Portland also got away scott free after beating James Chasse to death in 2006. He was a schizophrenic homeless man who died in the back seat of a cop car. They refused to give him medical attention and didn't have an ambulance transport him to the…

I love how guys have to actually feel what it's like to be a woman to sympathize with us instead of you know, taking our word on it? Especially when a majority of women talk about their weird online dating experiences.

I have lived 15 minutes away from Fullerton my whole life. The man who was beaten was harmless, mentally ill, and really just a child in a grown mans body. He had many issues but not enough to be beaten brutally to death. I can not believe they were found NOT guilty. I can't even look at the pictures of the victim…

Watching Friday Night Lights. Just started the second episode & not totally feeling it yet. Is is worth it as a non-football person?

I'm blue collar/poor white trash and the class differences are glaring. Nothing says "privilege" like a bunch of educated people over thinking every last fucking thing in the goddamned world.

my dad, 50-yr-old down to earth stoner, could care less about celebs or pop culture about anything other than Neil Young, but he just moved to nyc and lives on the same block as Cameron (her boyfriend maybe?). they've ended up walking their dogs at the same time of day on a pretty regular basis, and she has officially…

I don't understand homosexuality - if you want to be with the same sex person WHY DO YOU NEED TO MARRY THEM AT ALL?

YOU don't understand polygamy. Why do you have to force your lack of understanding on other people? Many people who aren't gay don't understand same sex relationships. Should that mean they should be less tolerant?

I'm kind of playing devil's advocate here. But if it's a mutually consensual relationship, why are you…

And here I thought the couple who brought us this

His quote doesn't even make sense. You can "get shit done" and still be an insufferable asshole and you can "get shit done" and still be likable.