No I won't and you can't make me.

Truer words have never been written about Virginia. Source: former southern VA native of 30-some years (now in Seattle, because fuck that place). You know what IS good, though? Virginia peanuts.

As a Virginian, my southern accent only ever comes out when I'm really drunk. I thought it was a great touch.

Seeing David Rosen take down Cyrus was the absolute highlight of the episode for me. I might have squealed with glee.

What is it about TV tails? They always pull off the curb RIGHT after their target goes by. Amateurish!

Hell yeah Jake and Olivia. #TeamJake forever! Plus his eyes are just dreamy, my god.

Swamps are really pretty neat! But I prefer the snow-capped volcanoes in my new chosen home. <_<

You're actually pretty close to a real swamp — Great Dismal, in fact. You might even live within its bounds depending on how south you are. I've heard people say that VA summer heat and humidity can be comparable to Florida. I suspect a lot of people think VA isn't "really the south" because it's up next to DC and the…

As a Virginia Beach native who fled to Seattle four years ago, I do not miss the weather one bit. Nope, nope, nope.

Wait — does this mean there are people who DON'T like Toby Ziegler? Does not compute.

Team Jake ALL THE WAY.

That is AMAZING. I can only hope we all get one of those experiences in our lifetimes.

It is true for me as well... and I do not drink any more. The dry heaves are the worst part. :(

The first few episodes are easily the weakest, to start with. Unfortunate, but there it is. It takes a few for them to find their pacing. Also, all the scenes with Piper's family and friends on the outside are the most boring scenes in the show.

The Gods Must Be Crazy references ALWAYS deserve stars.

Or take Workaholics' lead: "tight butthole".

Right? Multiple-times-over community college dropout, 1420. Underachiever high five!

Me too! Which time zone are you in? None of my friends watch it, and I've always wanted in on a live thread or something, but this is one case where the west coast isn't the best coast for something.

I'll toke instead of doing a shot and all will be ooooookay.

What are some /good/ rom-coms? Preferably ones available on Netflix streaming? I find myself craving something fluffy.