My dog poop rant just got think-of-the-starving-children-in-Africa'd. Does this mean I've really made it?

I've seen that mentioned before and want it so badly here. So so so badly.

I doubt my apartment manager would ever admit to reprimanding another pet owner, and while that's really as it should be, sometimes I wish I knew for a little personal satisfaction. <_<

Sometimes I see turdmines on the sidewalk in front of the bins, and I'm like, really? REALLY?

Holy shitballs that is amazing. It also gives me a potential outlet for my ridiculous urge to pick up all the dog poop when I see it. Does she just leave them out on the yard, or drop them on doorsteps?

I've now determined that having an off-leash chihuahua pooping all over the place is a universal constant for all apartment complexes, because mine has one too. This is DATA and SCIENCE.

Does this read as slut-shamey to anyone else? I mean, sorry that you're squicked out by having to imagine another couple's sex life, but you could always just not go.

I'm going stir-crazy wishing we already had a verdict in this, so to distract myself from burgeoning obsession, I choose to focus on a very small part of this article.

Just commenting to say that I love your choice of wording. Spot-on.

Pffahaahah COTD

Maybe to you, tattoos aren't that. For her, they are.

Appropriate screen name. Do you tell everyone who's expressing themselves that?

Mine cost, uh... one moment, looking up the cost of a marriage license in Seattle...

I still have a hole beneath my lip from my vertical labret, which has been out for at least five years now. It's not terribly noticeable, though, unless I stretch the skin there to make it apparent. Dunno about cheek piercings.

oh my god that gif just made my morning

Aww. They'll be there later, whenever you need 'em. :D

These puppies will run toward you with their tails wagging AS LONG AS YOU WANT THEM TO via the magic of looped Youtube.

I sobbed like twenty babies because of that episode!

I still haven't caught up with Doctor Who because I'm not over Ten's leaving yet. :( Pathetic but true.

Internet high five for solidarity! (Also hell yeah Canon glass)