just wanted to give kudos for “camouflage if you’re going on safari in some Lisa Frank alternate universe,” which is a wonderfully worded description.

I was going to say. I’m a size 16 and I still don’t understand why the muted colors and loose flowy cuts that I love in “regular” women’s clothing can’t translate. Why do plus size designers think I want to be covered head to toe in loud flower prints with glue on gems spelling PARIS across the boobs or some shit? Is…

I’m plus size AND fun size (5'1") and prefer to dress in all black - think vaguely rectangular Wednesday Addams. That said, when I do contemplate a foray into print and color, the variety I’m offered is cheetah or zebra in every conceivable color combination. It’s like camouflage if you’re going on safari in some Lisa…

Likewise the Survivor contestant who cannot swim. Really?

The last like, 7 seasons of RPDR when the sewing challenge comes up and someone’s like “I’ve never actually used a sewing machine!”  C’MON, PEOPLE NOW!

It’s 2019 and it’s come to this: we’re all rooting for the bajillionaire who pays no taxes  in his war against people so evil, they make us forget the victim is a bajillionaire so powerful he has changed the face of retail and bankrupted traditional stores all over the world. 

Is the plot also lengthening?

That song came out the year I lost my virginity to a guy who then cheated on me several times, so it definitely had a certain power.

God give me the confidence of a white man telling a successful singer what taste in music she should have.

So I don’t have any idea about who is Sean West but I don’t like him.

Think about the term “guilty pleasure” and what’s often cited:  things women are “supposed” to like such as romantic comedies, pop music, chick lit.  Have you ever heard of anything masculine-coded as someone’s guilty pleasure?

The other day, my husband said to me, “I decided not to try to reason with you about buying Jagged Little Pill on vinyl and bought what was in our Amazon cart.” I gave him a pitying look and said, “It is an amazing album. You’ll see.You’ll see.”

That’s what bothers me so much about statements like this. We need to get rid of the notion that abusers are monsters lurking in the shadows. They’re people we know and sometimes people we like. Saying “Oh that person couldn’t have done something terrible because they were not terrible in front of/to me” is part of…

There is not even a shadow of doubt that Michael Jackson could be a kind, loving and generous friend to many including Diana Ross. I believe all of the accusers agree that there was a period of time when Michael Jackson was all of those things to them too.

We HAVE to stop looking at people who are famously successful in their field as heroes. They are rarely if ever admirable people, they’re just regular assholes who are good at their job (Babs) or terrible people (MJ) who are good at their jobs.

Wonder what Elizabeth Taylor would think / say about this as well.

Does Streisand’s DNA comment refer to his race or am I reading too much into it? Because WTF?! 

When CNN is calling today’s update “good news for Trump,” I’m not feeling confident.

Get your god damned reality out of here and stop ruining my fantasy.

When my friend finally realized her Lula Roe business was a scam that was how she cleared out a lot of her remaining inventory (of patterns that nobody wanted to actually buy).  Trust me she wasn’t mystery bagging solid black leggings or solid navy dresses.