I mean they have to understand that his legacy is already one of the most tarnished. Certainly at one point people had stopped talking about what he’d done and been accused of but no one forgot. People forgave in the way that they always forgave in the late 90's and 2000's and just as we’ve done with so many others…

Newt Gingrich should have another mint.  They’re wafer thin.

When I first saw the shutdown was ending for 3 weeks, my first thought was that Donald was only doing it so he could give the SOTU.

Let’s not. Let’s just not have deductibles. Let’s just have real fucking first world health care like every other civilized goddamn country.

Inmate A: what are you in for?

None of this is ok, yet all of it is normal.

I hope they have you on retainer because the only press I see for this shit show is these articles, lol.  

You get a galaxy’s worth of stars for this.

This is such bullshit. The girls in Kid Electron’s school use their JoJo bows as a means of exclusion. You don’t have a JoJo bow? You can’t sit with us. You have a JoJo bow? Well, it came from Target and not from Claire’s, so you can’t sit with us. Oh, you have a Claire’s JoJo bow? Well, it’s the wrong shade of clown…

“Git some.” - Ben Franklin

And by “fans” who thought his very obvious, extreme mania was a sign of genius rather than an impending disaster, or the ones who thought that enabling him would get him to give them chunks of cash.

I don’t know what it is but Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady just generally ook me out as a couple.

When I saw “I will dog walk you.” I SCREAMED. Omg when will our faves?

Are we ready to unpack the mountains of squickiness that is the Celine Dion/Rene Angelil marriage?

Wasn’t Celine Dion’s marriage like super creepy where she met him when he was 40 and she was 11 and he was her manager while she was a kid? 

I admire Trump and his team’s ability to successfully push the narrative that supporting Trump = supporting America. It is so far removed from reality that having to explain it to someone is almost more trouble than it is worth. 

I wish this comment was at the top of the article -- I’ve never thought about influencers in this way, but it’s so true. 

the father who provided the killer with the gun, he needs to be questioned. men like his son do not need to “borrow” guns for innocent reasons. 

“I’ve always thought of myself as the first Ghostbusters fan, when I was a 6-year-old visiting the set. I wanted to make a movie for all the other fans,” Reitman told Entertainment Weekly.

Right? That was my first thought; no mistress wants to hear about the wife. What an asshole.