Oh, I don’t want their terrible, terrible deaths to be alone. I want them to die screaming for help, with someone easily capable of providing that help standing just out of reach, dispassionately watching them go.

Yep. And, NO ONE SHOULD GO TO JAIL/PRISON for DEBT. Isn’t it counter-productive anyway? WtF America? Guess we really never did get rid of Debtor’s Prisons, we now just say, WARRANT and pretend it’s okay to jail folks for being poor. I don’t see how traffic tickets make you such a menace to society...that you need to…

She’ll be back to beating the Trump drum when she returns to The View.

It was Al Franken, who boxed Jeff Sessions into this position in the first place by publicly catching out saying he hadn’t met any Russians when he had, wasn’t it? Said chain reaction gave us Rosenstein and then Mueller. Politics has been decidedly bizarre lately.

As many as 45 House Republicans could lose their seats in the upcoming midterm election

It says a lot about how fucked up politics is that:

This schedule is bananas!!! Bill Clinton has never spoken for only 5 minutes in his life and he’s on the JV team of gasbags speaking. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton get 9 & 5 minutes to speak? Puh-leeze!! This thing could last a couple of days.

Same! I used to be able to read his tweets – no more. I fucking hate him. How is it possible for a single person to possess the ENTIRE SPECTRUM of horrible human characteristics?

I turn down the radio when NPR plays audio clips :/ It ruins my morning to hear his voice. I’ll take a recap instead, Mara and Steve, thanks.

In the same way that I can’t stand Trump’s voice and mannerisms so much that I wait for transcripts, I’ve gotten to the point where I can’t handle reading his tweets and just wait for someone to tell me about the latest stupid shit he spouted. I’ve never hated someone so much in my life.

“This chick who died like two weeks ago is still in the news? No mention of the economy or how I alone figured out black unemployment. It’s a rigged system, fake news #MAGA!”  - Donald Trump

I believe he is and I’m not alone. By now you are probably caught up with last weeks news, because hoo-boy, the noose is tightening. His poll numbers are roughly the same, but at the same time  he appears to be hemmoraging supporters especially after this weekend. Why anyone is surprised by this petulant behavior is…

Look, I tuned out of American politics (and Jezebel) for a bit because I couldn’t handle it. My depression spiked, my partner got sick, work was crazy (I got promoted, yay), and our own politics took precedent (we have a new prime minister guys, he’s pure evil yay). But I was privileged enough to do it, because while…

The personal experience thing is very real - it’s why we encourage people to come out of the closet about their sexuality and about having had abortions. It’s harder to hate on those things when they’re attached to someone you know and love. So, yeah, I’ll take it, too.

That Sinatra Group sketch is definitely in the running for best SNL sketch ever. I might have the entire thing memorized. Just the other day at work I was joking with a co-worker about foul language in the workplace and I said “Forget the blue stuff, kid, you’ll never play the big rooms with that crap!”. 

According to Phil, Sinatra himself saw the sketch. He wasn’t impressed with his impression, but agreed with playing Steve and Edie as sycophants who suck up to Frank. “Well THAT’s true...”

His Sinatra was always my favorite take, though Piscopo was good. The Sinatra Group was one of my favorite skits of all time. “You don’t scare me. I’ve got chunks of guys like you in my stool!”

Every year when the line about saving a place for Andy Dick comes up in the ”Christmas Time In Hell” segment of the South Park "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" episode, I get a little more pissed off that Andy Dick is still alive and Phil Hartman isn't.

...and now is the time I gleefully bring up the subject of Jon Lovitz beating up Andy Dick. Simply because I love that little tidbit.

A great Wiki Wormhole topic would be ‘proposed Three Stooges movies’. As long as I’ve been alive it seems that somebody somewhere is putting together a Three Stooges movies featuring three then-prominent comic actors. Nobody seems to stop to think that this is/was absolutely not a good idea