oh god, everything about this woman was made by someone else: Face, tits, ass, image, reputation.

Oprah is absolutely the definition of self-made. 

All she did - literally all she did - was sign a licensing royalty contract with Colourpop for a tube of lip gloss, after getting surgery to enhance her lips, and imply the kits were responsible. That’s it!She signed her name to the makeup they already produced. That’s the extent of her involvement.

Isn’t it funny how Step #1 in all of these success stories is to be born to wealthy parents? You’d almost think that was an advantage or something. 

The idea that this girl is “self-made” is insulting. Fuck that.

Remember back when Kentucky Fried Asshole was worried about Hillary getting a SCOTUS pick?

Really? You don’t say. Trump picked the absolute worst monster imaginable? Didn’t see that one coming. :|

Plenty on the left have guns.  We just don’t jerk off to them 12 times a day like those pimple-dicked conservatives do.

Anyone who thought trump would pick a justice for any other reason than to protect himself from the Mueller investigation was delusional.

Considering all the nominees are horrible, this is the thing that scares me the most, that Trump used this pick to help inoculate himself from Mueller. 

I said this on splinter, but THE reason that he was selected was because he has already made known that he believes the president is above the law.

Considering how obviously he worships Putin, I’d wager yes. Yes he WOULD have preferred the soviets take all of Europe. That’s the entire EU he’d no longer have hurting his poor feefees over his stupidity and ineptitude.

He is a gigantic dumb fuck.

Yep, Pruitt is all about the money. That’s why he grifted everything he could, no matter how obvious. His religious beliefs allow him a convenient “out” for the damage he is doing, because he believes that God will just fix it. He is the kind of guy that stays at the Ritz if the government is paying for it, and stays…

You hit the dead on. I just don’t get how none if these fools are willing to play the long game on this. They go for the quick and easy buck by rolling back regulations, almost as if they know Trump is on borrowed time. This is why we need actual politicians in office. They atleast know how to exploit the system for…

I hope that miserable death he suffers is at the hands of someone who HAS cancer, soes it’s much more righteous-vengeance-like.

That’s too good for him. how about he gets lung disease and spends the next 20 years having to use an oxygen tank. And that his well water gets contaminated from nearby dumping. And then the house starts cracking from minor tremors caused by fracking. Until he’s blown away by a super hurricane rolling through…

For 10 years I lived next door to a famous Hollywood psychic. My husband and I (I’m male) were very good friends with her, and over the years became convinced she was real because she never dropped the pretense so it seemed way longer than someone could lie.

To be fair, a lot of Gen Xers want to pretend they don’t know him anymore, either.

This tactic works on PUAs and generic douchebags too.