You used to be able to fire cops for shoplifting? You can’t even fire them today for murder.

Jesus, for a second I thought I was reading my own comment. I’m also 43, and also lost my mom when I was in my early 30s. Dad died three years ago. Both of them just left me incredibly dysfunctional for a good while (yaaaaaay therapy).

This is what an utterly delighted widow wears to a funeral when she’s got a private jet to San Tropez idling on the tarmac.

To pile on even more irony, Debra Tate, Sharon’s sister, adamantly opposes Tarantino’s project. Debra and her mother were instrumental in getting victim impact statements read during sentencing, which dramatically changed the justice system.

GAAAAHHHHH!!!

I’d still take Rodan + Fields over the sex cult. But give me a choice between that and LulaRo or Mary Kay and I’d be heating up the branding iron myself.

You should stop being friends with those people. You’re spending $100 on moisturizer and they’re cheaping out on the wine? No.

I’m glad to just be a non-celebrity boring midwest mom because I fall for that “it’s a bunch of women and we share experiences and support each other” crap all the time. But in my world, it just means I get stuck going to a lot of MLM parties rather than being recruited for a sex cult. Although to be honest, I’d…

Can we ban her and ruin her career as late and deserving retribution for The Dixie Chicks, who actually said something sensible and bold.

Proof that not everything from the 90s needs to make a comeback.

Rich people are clueless. I mean what do they have to lose? This is all probably entertaining for them or something to discuss over cocktails. It has no meaningful impact on their life. That’s why Kanye can tweet out crazy ass shit and get props from Roseanne Barr. This is all like a reality show to them.

When was the last time Giuliani even practiced law? Has he kept up with the profession. Law is not static, it changes. And when you’re involved in a case at this level, you’re not going to be able to compete against someone whose been at the top of their game for several decades and you been busy being a has-been…

I think it was Rudy was the one who said on TV “Yeah, it’s a muslim ban”

Well, he said Trump isn’t being “targeted.” That’s a very specific choice of words. An investigation into, for example, collusion with Russian isn’t targeting Trump specifically, it’s just looking for anyone who may be involved. If that happens to be Trump, we’ll that’s just the way the cheeto crumbles.

It’ll end up with Giuliani forgetting to invoice Trump and Trump “forgetting” to pay, so their attorney-client arrangement unravels.

Trump is known to be a difficult client who does not listen to his attorneys’ advice, according to lawyers who are familiar with his conduct.

Kakistocracy.

She does hair and it’s a passion of hers. She also takes the girls out to lunch with other influential women in their community. Maybe as an adult, you can say you don’t think there should be value placed on things like hair and make-up, but girls who are growing up are still learning and experimenting with what…

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.