Cue the Violent Femmes

My favorite sign today: “As a black boy I just hope that one day I have as many rights as a gun”

“I just, I gotta be honest with you. You know, she looking good. I’m spending so much money on her photo shoots. I gotta fuck a couple times.”

Remember that one time when Howard Dean enthusiastically yelled on stage?

How can that be a deal breaker?

I think the camel passed through the eye of that needle a long time ago. Nazis and pedophiles weren’t enough to stop them from supporting him, what’s a porn star? And it’s not like his wife gives a shit. Her payment was her pregnancy.

Have you met evangelical women? A lot of them really buy into that “obey thy husband” crap.

Evangelical Christians are so sold on the Republican Party I’m actually surprised it’s that low.

In other news, the foxes guarding the henhouse have decided that Trump campaign didn’t do anything wrong. I’m shocked. Oh, and of course Fox News got the scoop.

Support for Trump amongst white evangelical women has dropped 13 percent. 60 percent of them are still on board, however.

Trans people and women.

I am hoping the new seasons won’t endorse the use of “fish, fishiness, serving fish” as a sign of femininity. It was gross then and it’s gross now.

Starred because this is a comment well worth reading.

He just thinks it would make him happy to be dictator for life. Just like he thought winning the election would mean everyone in the media would have to listen to him. He’s an angry, paranoid man who would freak the fuck out if he ever felt actual joy.

Don’t forget the GOP/NRA want her to have a gun in the classroom.

Can’t wait for the presser where she’s sobbing in front of the cameras, claiming that this is not who she really is. Not that it will help her get a job anywhere, but I’m sure her buddies who hold her up as a shining star can send money her way via Gofundme or whatever racist version of it is out there. She’s gonna…

Not straight in the trash. First he tried to talk to it.

I bet Clint Eastwood threw his copy straight in the trash.

Salient point. We need to hit the GOP with Vogon poetry. I defy even the most ardent Tea Partier to maintain aim under that onslaught!

Would you say it’s so easy to get one that even a Vogon poet would qualify?