I used to love animal prints until I grew into plus size. It seems unacceptably trite that so many options come in prints that seem like a teen movie sidekick yelling at the fat girl: “Yes, honey, work it! You’re fierce!”
I can be fierce in solid colors, too. I don’t always need to be a cheetah.

Jagged Little Pill and Jewel’s Pieces Of You came out really close to one another and were pretty much the dark and light halves of my soul in 1995 or thereabouts. Revisiting them as an Older, I feel the nostalgia and the pull, but they belong to a different me. Jewel, oddly enough, holds up better for me now, which I…

I considered that, but I think we both know a lot of hang-wringing, pearl clutching morality mothers who want the world to believe they’ve somehow re-virginized after having their kids.   There’s at least a 50/50 shot (heh, shot) all she saw was semen.

It reminds me a lot of what Bobbi Brown was when it came out--basic, barely there, pricey...The Emperor’s New Makeup. 

When people like this act so disturbed by sex, it makes me wonder how they think folks believe those kids came into being to begin with?
You ain’t fooling anyone with this act, Sarah Louise. Not only can you actually say “bodily fluids” perfectly fine, you’ve also been full of someone else’s.

I’ve heard rumbles in the gossip community that Paris might not be exactly toe-ing the family line re: the stories of abuse for much longer, not only her father’s but also someone else in the family. That may or may not be true, but it seems weird to me that someone close enough to be believed keeps pushing and…

There are hundreds of actresses wanting jobs, many of them good at what they do, and several even in that weird liminal fame area where they are known enough to get some traction with viewers but not so big they can turn down jobs for the Hallmark Channel.
Hallmark will be fine. 

I’ve been thinking about LaToya since I saw that documentary.

I remember when she was saying these things and at the time she was painted as mentally unstable and fame-hungry. The family and the Jackson fans really went after her and the smear campaign was incredibly effective.

With some distance, I wonder how much of…

I have a theory about the family getting the nose jobs. So Michael (who was already famous) had a shiny new nose for the Thriller run, which was the thing that sent his already famous career into the stratosphere. Janet got one, too, and then Control took off. I think the rest of the family—feeling left out—might have…

I read an interesting take on this somewhere in the Twitterverse: namely, that although broke schmoes like me are horrified by this whole situation on a million levels, there’s another part of this story that is additionally awful and being overlooked: the people in trouble right now were not even the RIGHT kind of…

It is funny to me how many men (and let’s be real, usually straight men) cannot stand this film.

I have a cover band and the guys were initially skeptical about my addition of “Like A Prayer.” I’ll tell you, that is a song that packs dance floors to this day. There have been occasions (though rare and not in recent times, thank goodness) where there were all of five people in the bar, total, and somehow we’ll…

It’s only a matter of time before one of the GOP chuds who are obsessed with her lands a hand on her ass...and fuck if they won’t rue that day.

A stunt like this would have me rethinking my relationship, and not in a “together forever” way.

All I could think about was that story about the person who found a guy living in a hole in the wall behind a big piece of furniture that gets posted here around Halloween!

“You know, these are very, very old...tremendously old. I’m probably the only one who really knows about them.”

I think you kind of hit it on the head. He thinks he is the authority on everything, therefore takes advice on nothing. He thinks he knows more than anyone on any subject from nuclear weapons to makeup to tailoring to foreign policy. There is no bigger expert on anything in his mind. Antique looming techniques from…

The wildest, most terrifying thing about Ann Coulter is that Trump isn’t evil enough for her.

He’s obviously got bars.

Ah, yes, the whole argument of, “Democrats should go high, be professional, reach across the aisle, stay out of discourse, and not engage in any tactics or on any platforms the GOP is actively using against them.”

Because that works so well.