Even Brooklyn 99 will occasionally point out how flawed cops and the justice system can be. Im guessing the audience for NuSwat don’t want the cops to ever be wrong.

That looks like a cork floor. Maybe it’s the soundproof panic room. I would install at least 3 panic rooms if I had to live with Kanye.

Mmmm that’s how my dad starts his tuna salad, minus the old bay. Then he adds the salad part: carrots, red pepper, cucumbers, apple, and sometimes mushrooms (gag! they do not work in tuna! they get slimey! do not recommend!).

Jason, this is why Elon is freaking out

I don't think this story comes off how you think it comes off...

I get that. We had one who only got wet because he loved the toweling off.

“. . . you could buy that a thing.”

Thank you. Men and women compliment me all the time at work (I do my best to dress well), and none of those comments even go near the Sex Pest Harassment category.

This is super-heartening to someone of my age who was raised (and mostly lived) in a time in which we were supposed to be flattered by this sort of attention. And we questioned our own damn selves when we felt discomfited and somehow shamed when it occurred.

Yeah, you’d think that if he were reasonable, he’d realize that if EVERY. SINGLE. TENANT. who has lived above him is this loud, maybe it’s just the floor acoustics or something. Where I live now, I’ve been in the apartment below me and I could easily hear my cat walk across the floor in my place. I can also hear the…

Oh god, it wasn’t in a restaurant, but I once went into the bathroom at a softball field to wash my hands and was immediately hit by the smell. One by one, I was kicking stall doors open to see if there was a body or something, when I came across... what looked like one of those “What happens in a nuclear blast zone”…

Ive got a ton since I’ve been working as a cook/chef for over 10 years from roaches swimming in soup, someone finding a gold tooth in their mac n cheese (it was one of the prep guy’s teeth), 1 prep cook trying to stab another with a knife for the having the audacity to think dinosaurs were real (he thought fossils…

My mom lives in rural west buttfuck. The single eatery is a mess of 1970's carpet and mangy mounted animal heads. The last time I ate there, the owner's cat came to the table to visit. Which, to be honest really didn't bug me. The weasel in her mouth put me off my mozza sticks, though. 

Posting this prediction before reading submissions: Diaper Changes in the Middle of Restaurants will be the most often seen abomination!

This gross old fuck who owned the restaurant I worked at used to come in to test food in the mornings and would straight up dip his fingers into pots of cooked refried beans, lick them, then move on to sample other things on the line with his bare hands, for example rifling through a stack of unpackaged tortillas. He…

Drinking crab/lobster butter after you are done is wrong?  

I knew someone who worked at a theatre that had two concessions stands: one in the main lobby, and a little satellite one to service a few of the farther away screens. He bought a sleeve of Coca Cola branded wax paper cups (exactly like what they were using there), and would sell sodas in them and pocket the cash. 

I’ve managed movie theaters. I’ve fired employees because I caught them rinsing and reselling cups.

I get the racial appropriation thing, I guess, but the sex object thing? I don’t see it. It’s not like her boobs are out like on a St. Pauli Girl poster. Unless she is trying to say that any depiction of a NA woman is sexual by it’s nature, which is just weird.