He’s right, but this is a good example of always be careful what you frontin’ for.

Well, when your name is tied to something and it turns out to be crap what did you think was going to happen? That extreme makeover guy took a lot of shit for homes that were poorly built and he wasn’t the one doing the building.

This meme template always brings me joy.

You poop it out, too!

Dessert is a food! You eat it!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Is this even a real job anymore? Didn’t they stop doing press briefing with the “Press Secretary” like a year ago?

There’s a guy you should call...

...as is the norm with this family of sites.

I feel like the author did little to no research.

This is a real product, licensed by Florida-based Flex Beauty Labs:

there’s always money in the banana stand

The way I can tell that you haven’t been married very long is that you are trying to bring your wife around to your way of thinking.  Now, it is possible, but it only happens in laboratory conditions, and has never been reproduced in the wild.

Sorry to tell you this, but that is a battle you will never win. Long, long ago I resigned myself to the fact that the price of my husband getting involved with the dishwasher is that I will find bowls etc in random places. He categorically refuses to memorize the system. He prefers no system, in all non-work-related…

To be fair we’ve all spent the last several (5 in my case) weeks drinking like we’re in our early 20's, which must have spurred this particular idiocy.

Maybe she thinks you’re putting it in the wrong damn cabinet. I’m sincerely glad that my SO doesn’t cook because I have a feeling our organization styles would not be compatible.

Fact! That said, if anything were to dredge up stupid early 20s bullshit, it’s the circumstances we now all find ourselves in.

My (30 M) girlfriend (30 F)

I enjoy good TV, but I take ridiculous comfort in familiar, stupid TV. This will probably be right up my alley.