And he said something about my mom; I had to Google what it was. It’s just different. It’s a different culture.

Wrong St. Petersburg.

This study uses a hypothetical 30-year-old. I’d wager dollars to donuts that it’s still more expensive for a teenage boy than a teenage girl in all 50 states.

The last 20 accidents I’ve witnessed Irl were young women/ women multitasking and texting. Only one managed to slam on her brakes

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

That’s at the tourist traps. There are dozens of Philly joints that use good meat in their cheesesteaks.

Could you please watch your language? I brought my children to this comment section.

Stupid cow. Chick-fil-A is closed on Sunday.

Well, he did almost write her off...

Full-time MMA fighter and part-time racist Conor McGregor

I saw a dude at the McDonald’s on Market St. in SF having to wait too long for his food for his liking, so as soon as it got his tray after several minutes of yelling for his food at the staff, screams in his Mickey Rooney-level Engrish “I DONT WANT YOUR FRAT FOOD” and proceeds to dump it in the trash and leave.

Learning to eat both is key to becoming a well-rounded person.

If the steak is eating, it’s too rare. 

In some competition show (Top Chef maybe?) the judges constantly talked about how a dish “eats.” Like “this steak eats so tenderly.” 

Molecular Gastronomy.

I maintain that anyone who objects to the word moist has never baked a cake. There is no better word to describe a perfectly baked cake, and I will fight you on this.

I’ve seen lemonade bottles labeled “Gluten-Free”.  Why would LEMONADE have wheat product in it??

I certainly am not trying to diminish the impact of THEFT’s robbery, but the idea of someone filing a homeowners insurance claim for hundreds of dollars worth of sex toys makes me giggle.