Then what made adult Madeleine such a bitch?

Boy. Could have SWORN that gawker media sites (including Deadspin) endlessly ripped on outlets for not paying interns. How about that.

Good for you. But she’s not in this movie.

Congratulations, you have awful taste in movies.

Calm down, Beyoncé. This, like a lot of what you do, is extremely pretentious.

This is Jezebel. If the people being insulted aren’t black or brown, no one cares.

Still a bitch to the end. I look forward to the show’s swift cancellation.

She can pray all she wants, but Seinfeld isn’t gonna hug her.

Idea tank running dry, huh?

Finally someone gets it

Imagine how hard this site (and these commenters) would’ve ripped on a white celebrity naming their kids Rumi and Sir.

Come on, Venus. Yeah, John McEnroe was mildly critical of your sister, but this was excessive.

Jezebel commenters: decrying low-class insults on one side of their mouths, flinging them out the other.

“vital”?

Are you like a plant who says ridiculous things to make the other person’s argument seem stronger? 

He was asked about it in an interview on NPR.

“HBO’s endlessly frustrating sitcom Silicon Valley” 

re: the “aca” thing—do people who like these movies like this joke? It’s not like they put it in for other syllables that sound like it; they just put “aca” randomly in front of stuff. It’s not that clever.

To be fair, aren’t fat people just inherently funny? Like, imagine rolling one down a hill and try not to laugh.

Tom Scocca tweeted the line about Kaep blackballing himself two hours before this went up. Does he work you guys from the inside or is it a pulling-strings situation?