You can’t/shouldn’t be seeing anyone outside of who you quarantine with anyway, so even if he were in England he’d still be calling or zooming his friends which is exactly what he can do from L.A. only at different times which is not a problem because if you have a baby you’re not sleeping anyway. So I think the story…

I dunno, punching up can be equally bitchy.

To be fair they probably put shit pile to bed in Feb and couldn’t scramble to change it, but also to be fair all AD does is publish hideously bloated dispays of wealth and lack of taste.

Honestly at this point I don’t give a fuck if Biden is the Dem nominee and I give a nominal fuck about his apointees. Being black I know that NO candidate or government official can really “fix” racist shot across the board and being liberal I know religious nut jobs are always coming to fuck up everyones life - but I…

If you were OK with assuming that you have a latent hatred of sex, then this dream would both make sense and not seem so bad.

Very sorry for your loss.

And you shouldn’t feel bad. Not at all. You are in plenty of good company with this thought.

Oh my goodness!! You are getting SO many virtual hugs from me. I hope you have ceased giving a shit about TV time, frozen meals and bribery because you have earned everything!

Eating oreos while brushing teeth - this is EXACTLY what's going on. Are you living in my house?!!!

You got this!

OR maybe you can spend that time making sure your 4 and 6 year old don’t kill each other while you do meetings in your bedroom between running into their rooms to make sure they are doing the requisite amount of arts and crafts to pass for homeschool while cleaning your house because a 4 and 6 year old are in it all…

Check out Gonoodle on youtube. They are these kids videos with fun songs and dances you follow along with and kids go nuts for them. Also Zenomath.org is an amazing nonprofit that gets early math education resources (focused on 3-5 y.o.) into the homes of families of color in low income neighborhoods. They have tons…

I’m kind of there with you. I don’t get the flu - or at least I don’t get any symptoms. So I’m basicallly treating this like I do flu season - I’m probably fine but avoiding old people, infants and anyone with a compromosed immune system so I don’t get them sick. Sure if I got sick I would see it differently, but I'm…

I'm sending your engagement ring in the mail.

They can all go fuck themselves and then have the ensuing baby.

I think God is a douche - based on all the evidence - and organized religion is a bullshit scam. Also, being black I’m not sure why any of us are Christians considering that slave owners forced us into it. So I don’t appreciate how religious groups are always bitching about how we should live because they have ZERO…

Wow that was actually really helpful. I never thought of a car battery converter and I live in Seattle where earthquakes are no joke and they’ve been talking about “the big one” for a while. I still haven’t figured out where to put an emergency kit that we could easily access in the event of an earthquake! But I’m…

If you’re trying to get away from paparazzi, L.A. is not the most strategic move you can make.

You must live down the street from me. Water “resistant" coats are no longer resisting shit right now.

I had a Chronic After Hours and Coke Condition during my 20's so I can totally relate.