I was going with the death threats he recieved for being a "race traitor", but this seems like a good reason to bail too.

Don't insult psychos like that.

You fucking nailed every line of question and conclusion with this.

Also, crafting anything on coke is admirable. If that was actually the case, I would still give this the A-OK. Maybe even an A+.

Frankly, I have no problem with this. Spicy guacamole sounds good and how’s this worse than anything else?

Dude you still had hope after 2019?!! 

Maybe it is god approved... but based on the evidence I think god may be a dick, so that tracks.

Yup, bitch was a racist in 2013, not 1813 and it was shitty back then too.

“... I want to stay away from anything that makes me think I can’t live my life the way everybody else does.” Read: I want to be a racist in private where no one will call me on it because a lot of my friends are racist too.

“Cats just keeps not being over.” This could be the entire review for anything and I would be happily warned. 

Fuck, now I gotta go get me a cat mystery. I don't even like cats, but I like sweaters, blankets and cozy shit so off I go to my independent book store to find one. Shit.

Fuck yeah. I let mine stay in there until he was actually able to verbalize his desire for a “big boy bed”. Frankly if you still need to wipe their butt, they qualify for a crib.

Actually the apology itself is bullshit. When you watch the vid you see absolutely nothing happening but a buddy trying to get her drunk ass friend of his ass and out the way. By apologizing it seems like something more happened than it did. In this case it might have made more sense to go on the offensive and point…

Gawd Trump! “Two faced”?! Bitch, he ain’t never even pretended to like you. It’s called being civil, asshat.

Why did anybody invite Boris to the party? Real mean girls would have never allowed that shit to fly.

There WAS one character with an obvious wig - Brooke’s student. I just couldn’t understand why they would have a 14 y.o. go on with a full-on wig like that except maybe the hair person couldn’t do black hair, in which case they should have had her get it pressed before she got on set and wrap it at night. Done. And…

Just added Rugby to the list of sports my kid can never do because the risk of permanent damage is too high. At this point he's basically only allowed to join the chess club.

I am now looking forward to your Sports Men reporting, the way I did Bobby Finger’s Midweek Madness posts. Huzzah!

Looks like Tai Chi after a line of coke.

Go get your Pulitzer, Boo.