I want to run across a beach into your arms.

Also -“Weekend at Bernie’s”

Jesus. Mary. Joseph. And that dude.

“He pairs Technicolor headbands with jean shorts. His grandfather wanted him to be named Beowulf.” This is some straight-up Eastern Washing-tucky state sh*t.

If everything wasn’t going to shit in handbasket, I would write-in vote you so hard.

Mina has always been too boring to fuck in any rendition. Harker’s not far behind. Now, a Quincey Morris & Dracula pair-up could go in the spank bank.

This made my week! Those papusas look delicious and doughy is a plus as far as I'm concerned. I’m absolutely trying that out next week.

No I’m wondering how, if and with whom Patrick the Starfish would have sex. 

But if these teens were white and dying of meth it would in NO way be THEIR fault and the city would be working on gathering funds and tackling this as an actual public health problem... oh wait, seems like they’re already on that https://news.stlpublicradio.org/post/local-experts-talk-next-steps-address-missouri-s-opi…

A “Substainially Higher” sentence - based on the prosecution’s performance so far that’ll be like 5 weeks at a hotel with no room service and 2 weeks with no blow dryer access. To be served concurrently. With 7 weeks off for good behavior. By the time they’re done, the state will owe Loughlin restitution.

Considering they could hardly get any time for Huffman and the Standford sailing coach who actually took bribes got no time at all, I feel like whoever is making this statement might be a bit overly optimistic.

This looks like a bad Spirit Halloween ad.

I'm gonna say that phenomenon began with Bible Thumpers.

Daaaaaaym! Well that just made my fucking day!

Yup, that about sums her up :)

Worked tangentially with her back in the day. Kelly has always been unnecessarily venomous. I feel like her tongue feels bad for being in her mouth.

It’s about effing time. They need to get this humanity extinction event rolling with a quickness.

Oh god I want this shirt to read “Does This Shirt Make Me Look Cat?” so bad!

Manifest Destiny

I thought this had all been cleared up on ‘Once Upon a Time’.