I’m an unconcerned parent and not only would I not give a flying fuck about these kids, I would also not give a fuck about all the biddies gnawing their pearls over the “situation”. (However, I would love to anonymously send a truckload of scratching posts to the school.)

So did you bug the room, because this sounds like an accurate transcript.

I love everything about this Iggy Azalea video, except for Iggy Azalea.

Looks like Macron’s wife was wondering the same thing.

Was thinking the same thing, but this is Alabama and their intake forms may just ask what is your preferred BBQ Sauce and when was the last time you shot a stop sign.

I understand that floors can be hard, but I feel like a pair of slippers are an efficient and less stupid way to address this issue than a scooter.

Actually, I assumed it had nothing to do with Dominicans because I hardly saw any black people in the cast.

Wait, this movie was supposed to actually be about Dominicans?!  That literally never occurred to me after seeing the cast. Holy shit that's funny and fucked up.

Wait, I’m still confused how coming from New Jersey was part of her flex.

“Whoa, bitch. Get out the plane!" (Sorry, I’ll just go to sleep now.)

Holy shit Arkansas Times ran an article echoing this sentiment. Do I need to reassess my views of Arkansas? Nah. But still. https://arktimes.com/entertainment/2021/03/29/just-give-symone-the-drag-race-crown-already

If he just replaced “discipline” with “we talk alot and have a shared calendar” it would be boring and easy. So maybe they just want it to seem super special so that people will buy whatever relationship book they’ll probably release.

I feel like banning quaaludes is also very hard to enforce, so maybe we should just stop enforcing that and then perhaps some people will be less ass-puckery about wearing a mask.

Can we add this Chris? Chris Messina - not that other Chris Messina - but this Chris Messina, the INVENTOR of the HASHTAG!!

Frankly, Busta Rhymes should be getting more credit for doing this shit - while being exceptionally hot and male - in the 90s.

See you at 3Am when my alcohol pass out has worn off and my sleeping pills no longer work and I’m panicked - not about the election results - but about getting enough sleep before homeschooling on Wednesday....

Just gonna say I never put a Harvard degree out there as evidence of intelligence. In my experience, for every Obama the institution claims there are approx. 100 other Harvard morons who generally show appalling lack of common sense and an inability/unwillingness to associate and incorporate whatever philosophies…

Promising to be A-political while wearing a red dress kind of reads like she thinks liberals have shit for brains.

Yet, somehow his base never thinks that his decisions will affect them as well. Like they’re expecting some super secret stimulus money just for them that he can send them on the DL while only Democrats and brown people suffer.

I’ve been asking this question, since “he” tweeted this BS on Friday: