“Working hard”! That asshole hasn’t worked hard since he came out of his mother’s vagina. So unless he’s hard at work trying to sue the virus itself (you know, in addition to China), then he’s not doing shit, but maybe bitching about how the virus is worse to him than it is to blacks and liberals.

Oh man I’ve been thinking about this movie since that fucker moved into the WH.

Buuuuuutt... if that doesn’t happen, I’ll take succumbing to COVID now as a back-up.

This dude had to be doing coke all day long in the bathroom stalls to reach these heights of douchebaggery in public.

The way this bill is going after protesters they would probably give a medal of honor to anyone who drove into them.

Conservative Republicans aren’t really known for their comprehension of history or facts so this actually makes perfect sense.

This is easy. If they push and seat a demon, but Biden wins then we kill Thomas and Alito and get two new justices. If Trump wins, we sit tight for 4 years and then kill Thomas and Alito after a new “hopefully” Democratic president wins. I'm open to taking out other people but figure this is a good way to start.

I said that at least 2-3x a week once the kids started summer “vacation”. They to need to bring that shit back now that school has started. Excuse me while I go stop my Kindergartner and 1st grader from maiming each other in full view of their teachers on Zoom.

He'll spend his own money, just as soon as people give him more money.

Thank you. I was just crying about EVERYTHING, when I happened to see this. Thank you.

Let us hope that dip shit didn’t actually get to purchase a pocket knife - though she probably went looking for the gun section next.

It’s like Keanu and 90's David Gahan had a grown ass baby. I gotta go and do some stuff.

“If I reach out to anyone on any matter, it’s to seek an understanding.....” that they will be fired?

Waiting for the Kidz Bop version of this to drop.

Waiting for the Kidz Bop version of this to drop.

Jeezus. If the school chose to expel, does the case still stay under the jurisdiction of the police? 

Whaaaaa? Somehow this nut job was able to make the leap from interracial dating to the Anti-Christ? So if there's no direct bible verse against sexual assault, they're gonna let that slide a bit, too? That probably shouldn't be your top choice school if you have a vagina or melanin.

ALLOWED interracial dating? I’m not even sure what that fucking means. Like do you need permission to go on dates in general? Sounds like there are a whole lot of lanes they need to stay in over there.

Again, why are we reporting sexual assault to college administrators? This is not their job. It can be hard enough to get the police to handle these cases appropriately, so you for damn sure shouldn’t have to deal with some random faculty members as well.

I don’t mean to be bougie/bitchy/elitest/left-wing/whatever, but the fact is I’m never going to take any one seriously if their name is “Kayleigh” and I’m not even bothering to listen to a soundbite if their name is spelled in this manner.