This is fucking ridiculous, from every, any and all perspectives.

Oh my god can you imagine what her pillow looks like!

I am extraordinarily superficial sometimes and in this case I don’t give two poopsies - Jason Momoa could rip out all the pages of my books and I’d thank him for it. (Besides I have a 3 y.o. and a 4 y.o so I’m only reading boardbooks anyway.)

I think the main thing is the second he acknowledged her existence for use on the campaign trail she lapped up every opportunity to sit in the front row at fashion week and show up at parties. And she most certainly has not come out against anything he’s done.  Kind of gives you an idea of what side she standing on.

Ha! I thought you were referring to the fictional country in The Princess Switch :)

I want to smack her face.

Yes I went to NYU too (and funnily enough stayed at the dorm pictures for freshman and part of sophomore year) and I bet the majority of people there weren’t paying out of pocket and were relying on student loans in 2nd jobs. I will say if it’s just for the 6 nights in a row and both parties were being…

How very "Nightmare Before Christmas" of her.

To be fair, Trump supporters either wouldn’t understand the majority of the report or would deny anything inconvenient or scary so they really didn’t have to go through the trouble of burying it.

If they were only $40 that would make perfect sense.

Ooh we just put our toddlers to bed and were kind of too tired for doing “the sex" so I think this activity sounds like it’s right up our alley!

Jeeeeeeezus Christ I am not looking forward to me kids being teens. They’re only toddlers and I’m already getting hives just thinking about it.

You would think that:

People slept on The Wanted, they had a bunch of good songs on their one album. And I don’t care what anyone says I would rather hear any of their fist punchers than One Direction’s mewly crap which is the musical equivalent of pastels.

Is Fuck-Lindsey-Graham-Cracker-With-a-Chilldough too long?

I’ll just stick with Lucerne.

I’m in the camp that you should wear clothes so that you’re not cold and to prevent stuff from blowing up your butt. So based on those criteria I think she’s doing great and people should find something more substantive to bitch about.

Me: I want to be in a Harron and Bobby sandwich.

Where's Buffy when you need her?!

I walked out in my PJs one summer evening in the early 2000's to get milk on Ave A (whatever the bodega was only a block away and I was still hung over) and ran into some friends who said they were going to a house party and I should come. They told me there was no need to go change so we walk over to Broadway and 4th…