Oooh that face. Saying "no" isn't an option.

So just because other animals can do the same things means dogs aren't that smart? Maybe it just means other animals are super smart too - especially if you're comparing them to about half of the country.

I'm good with this being a daily post. Can we do that so I can read this instead of everything else and maintain my sanity?

Holy crap this gif almost makes me want to hug my toddlers.

People talk down on women for having a bunch of “baby daddies” all the time, but someone like Kate Hudson can do it and no one says anything. That just seems unfair. 

Men don't have a cervix so there's nothing to worry about!!

These women probably stab themselves in their own uteruses for fun.

Fucking Georgia. But wish it was only Grorgia.

Best avatar ever, Babylegs.

Prachi, perhaps the best headline ever. You have once again proven to be the source of the most accurate political reporting on the web.

Love me some Charlene, she looks like every moment she has to stand next to Albert isn’t even worth breathing for and I truly believe her head might split open if she smiled. I hope she's doing the pool boy - she is a swimmer after all.

I would be fine with sending Ivanka to space...but I hate littering.

Thesaurus.com doesn't have enough synonyms for "fucking stupid" to accurately describe this one.

You want to get married? Or not married? Whatever you're into, because that was perfect.

Gooooo mama!!! One day you two will look back on this and you’ll say “Remember that time when we were in the hospital and she’ll be like “No” but you’ll be all quite smile because you’re happy you can say it to her in the past tense.

Oh, that’s if you want a renewed sense of vigor or to cure chronic ennui.

Using “Cheeseburger Pizza” as a justification doesn’t mean it’s right. That just means there are numerous nauseating abominations out there masquerading as “pizza”. Let me include any “pizza” with BBQ sauce on it, because that combo has no place on this planet.

What ‘Those’ are, is stupid.

They just went through UCLA film school recycle bin and pasted leftover clips from the ‘Make Your Own B-Movie’ week of classes.

Wait, all the kangaroo breeders around them? Huh?