Embezzlment is a very savvy business strategy, non?

A additional bright side: All those racist assholes who lent him the money probably won’t be getting it back.

I was in London a couple of weeks ago and the cab driver was like yeah he’s getting married to that “Mar-something-girl”. I haven’t seen a man forget a name like that since my father “forgot” my now husband’s name 3 brunches in a row.

Also I think he’s hotter now. I like old Keanu.

I never knew Keanu actually acted!!

Maybe the only reason they don’t kiss is because neither of them have any lips.

Rep. Kelly translation: I am deeply offended that you people won’t just shut up and let us continue discriminating against you and fucking you over.

O My God my pressure shot up just watching that video. To be perfectly honest I just wish all those sanctimonious fucks would die.

Donald Sutherland was Trump’s doctor?!!

“Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?” would have been the next best/reasonable response.

Can Clover get her Pulitzer now?

Can we be disappointed at Bobby for making us look?

Neither of these people seem like they deserve anyone better so this looks like a perfectly rational union.

You know what also works for women with low libidos - cocaine. Or so I hear.

Jezebel posted a Splinter article recounting all the numb nuts who left guns in schools. Now I’m just wondering did they arrest any of these assholes who actually left guns on school grounds - most of which were found by children? Or did only the black guy with the permit who actually went back to get his gun get…

No it’s just like a back up in case the responsible parenting part doesn’t work.

If Sean Penn was your dad you would need a little something to get through the day too.

Actual, serious question: Doesn’t GossipCop just call all gossip from other sources fake?

And To be fair I think if you’re posting the kind of crap she posts on social media and making the kind of comments she makes to the press, she invites these sorts of responses. I think her opinion of other people of a certain “lesser” social status might be low enough where it may bother you more than it bothers her.

I agree it’s pointless, but that’s how these things devolve. She appears to be exceptionally superficial and so comments by people who don’t know her and will probably never meet her will respond to that superficiality by making superficial digs and so on and so on. I’d like to assume we’re all adults but really it is…