Particularly Georgina. If she actually didn’t have a clue as to what her husband was like she would have denied it for more than the .2 nanoseconds it took her before ditching his ass and acknowledging the claims.

This movie is produced by Zwillow and originally had the tagline “How about you find a new place!”

There’s been so much lately, the only thing that immediately hit me was “Robin Quivers is still with effing Stern?”

Just saw another mass shooting. Maybe instead of going to the mat to force people to spawn, they should worry about not getting their existing “workforce” shot and fucking deal with their gun control issue

I’ve been saying the same shit too and people thought I was a conspiracy theorist!!

I’ll throw on some PJs and be right over.

I’m opting for the legos because they’re more practical than the yarn, non?

This sh*t could be one long time lapse shot of cheese aging and I would still watch it.

I’m captioning all of these “Wow you’re a fucking dick.” It kind of works with all of them.

I get that they don’t want people to have pre-marital sex “Cause it says so in the Bible”. Bull-shit, but consistent with their religious idiocy. BUT what about Bible thumping married couples who can’t afford to have more kids? Then what? Being religious should not absolve you from thinking rationally.

Then they’ll try to add an extra tax on pregnancy tests... Once they’re done getting rid of the morning after pill, blocking all access to birth control, and abolishing sex ed.

Savvie-fucking-bee? I wish global warming would hurry the fuck on up and do its job already.

Looks like they just repurposed an old Iggy Pop figure.

Just saw some even more offensive Dove crap totally not ad related. One of their products says on the bottle that it’s for “Normal to Dark Skin”. That’s not some ad missing the mark at all.

These people aren’t known for having a solid grasp on Cause and Effect.

“Sincerely”?! What kind of ambiguous, subjective, shoddy legalese is this bullshit? How is it even legally defensible? It’s like some overly emotional tween is trying to say grown-up stuff. Then again, all of this describes everything about that douche, so he’s just staying in his lane.

Yes, but even if you have dementia you probably remember that cats have heads. This would be like constantly seeing a mutilated kitty for the first time.

Whenever I think of Harvard I’m like “There’s a school with way too many black kids.” Keep fighting the good fight, you dicks.

A. Defund Planned Parenthood and access to birth control

I’m tired of not looking as good as my 2 year old and I’m not taking any more pictures with her until I get this post-natal acne shit cleared up. I was all over Sunday Riley’s U.F.O. oil but I would buy cow piss if it cost $10 and came in minimalist packaging, so Niacinamide here I come... or cow piss - whichever I…