I think Wendy may actually be a horrible human being. Like we’re lucky Social Media wasn’t around when she was a teenager horrible. And the spell check on my phone doesn’t even recognize the word “Bachelorette” which is saying something. So there are really no winners here.

“No matter how much you want to, don’t fuck it, whatever it is.”

I was all like “I’m not squeamish” then immediately like “oh my fuck”

Seeking: A Existing Consultant. Someone who can guide me on the path to being/appearing more human when I am regrettably not human, interesting or ‘me’ enough. And also able to brutally slash my too human traits for those instances when I have shown too much personality, feeling or self-determination.

He was only watching it to find ways to avoid accidental pregnancies and the need for birth control. Due diligence, my friends.

Shut up Natalie Portman.

I remember high heeled flip-flop-esque shoes from the 90s early 2000s. They were like being hung from a ceiling by a thong, only if that thong was between your toes and the only thing they did was painfully ensure you couldn’t run from a bad date.

I’m not a big punk fan either but saw your comment about his voice so checked it out. Happy you mentioned it cause his voice is keeping coming back for more!

Why the f*** is the Colonel sounding off about politics. He should stick to talking about fried chicken.

Highlights why this disingenuous piece of kumbaya crap from Associated Press about how “Harvey Didn’t Discriminate” is so infuriating https://www.apnews.com/9e45de7daf3f4a119eb05fad38557ffb/Black,-white,-rich,-poor:-Storm-Harvey-didn’t-discriminate

Nope

Why’d he quit? Fox News solely hires dicks, so he basically just sent a self-portrait. Probably the first fact-based thing he’s shared in ages.

Frankly I think this house is perfect - she can go jump out of every single one of those windows until she’s no longer a threat to education and future/past rape victims.

Buying that whole line at retail price.

It’s not just about the palette or the product I want to go so far as to consider new tools. Baba Yaga lends itself to throwing out your standard eyeliner brush and swapping it for a chicken talon which creates a more precise line.

I already do.

On the mother-fucking nose. They have Resting Hypocrisy Face.

I want to have babies with whoever made that top gif.

Did it ever occur to her that Taylor doesn’t speak out about many social issues because she doesn’t give a shit. Seriously maybe the only reason she would say anything about white supremacists co-opting her brand is because they didn’t pay licensing fees.

He may not have done this because he’s a misogynist asshole - it could’ve just been his all consuming incompetence. Bright side?