I was very literally thinking along the same Mary Poppins line and feeling so smart when I saw your post. This just further reminds me that there are a number of clever, coherent people in this country, it’s just that the president isn’t one of them.

You know WWD is this bitch’s Bible. This is like an Evangelical opening up the “Good Book” and it says “Jeb, you’re a consummate idiot and not deserving of my love.” Has to sting.

You are not the only one, but if they were I could only hope they were wearing “Make America Great Again” hats while they were doing it.

Surprisingly, an IMDB link isn’t one of the first things that pops up when you search for actress Louise Linton. Poor thing.

I don’t know what the science is on this but I think it says that Clovis should shut the fuck up about literally everything in the world.

Megan, I just sincerely want to thank you for sharing this news. I was feeling a bit emotionally tapped today - oh, for no reason it’s cool - and I just needed to focus on something that I could really get my head around. Thanks to you I’m going to table my plans to do lines of Coke BEFORE shaving my stuff into an…

To be fair, it’s only a catch if you are NOT a white supremacist. Otherwise this paragon of purity and virility might be checking off all your boxes!

I have poor taste and strive for every bit of escapism I can get so I’m very down with this. I’m gonna make myself some drinking game to go along with it too. Like a shot every time I see a flower wreathe. F*ck all y’all naysayers, this sh*t is on.

You for President.

The word “Experiential” sets off my Bullshit-O-Meter.

He did not resign. He’s merely transitioning away from this job to not having this job. This is the best non-resignation ever. No one ever not resigned this good. Please forward all further press requests to duty_press@aprf.gov.ru.

They GOP have made it perfectly clear with their anti-choice rhetoric and healthcare policies (excluding a few reasonable Republicans) that they don’t give a shit about quality of life and think it’s a fantastical liberal construct much like climate change.

To be honest I wish this did work, that way maybe anti-choicers could shut the fuck up already and focus on trying to push “reversals” instead of taking away rights. Not that they would, but it would great if they had a fallback plan that didn’t involve ruining other people’s lives.

These people renew my faith in humanity, I think? Yes. This is what we’ve got now so I’ll take it. A particular thanks to the succinct Dr. Clevenger.

Frankly, I wish my entire 20s and early-mid 30s had taken place in a situation where some infinitely more sober governing body enforced a 2 drink per hour minimum on me and had the power to veto or approve who I had sex with.

“Her” shoes are like her family - tacky, 3rd rate knock offs of much better quality goods.

I understand now. Travis Fimmel as Ragnar.

Sleep with a fan pointing directly at you - they can’t land in the wind created by the fan.

Well if she’s not sitting home making babies and reading up on converting the gays while thanking the baby Jesus for making coal dust magically disappear from the air, she’s clearly anti-America based on Fox’s credentials.

Why is Scott Disick even capable of jetset partying? Even with freebies you’ve got to be able to pay for some basic shit, like when you wake up early at 6pm and need to eat your one meal a day but no one’s around to pay for it. And who is inviting him? He can’t possibly be a nightclub draw?! Seriously how is he…