I feel like someone just kicked me in my suspension of disbelief organ.

Republicans are always bitching about people taking responsibility, but when this asswipe says this they want to call it an “unfortunate” statement like his words are completely devoid of his mouth or his Raging Racism. Fuck y’all. That was a very deliberate choice of words.

Could Merriam-Webster please explain to Republicans what the word “unfortunate” means.

You say “Proactive policing”, I say “lynching”. Semantics is a hell of a drug.

I wanna kiss your sweet, sweet research.

I feel like Baronet Dude doesn’t have the same issues with “Hot Women” as New York Post Dude.

Then again, why ask Kendall Jenner about anything?

What a punk ass bitch.

I think you are giving him too much credit. I don’t think you could argue many of his views from an intellectual perspective because many of his opinions seem based on willful ignorance at best and a pathological lack of empathy for anyone who doesn’t look like him at worst.

Why didn’t this ever happen when I was coming home from a party still rolling my tater tots off!?

What does it take to get this fucker deemed a security threat?

This is the best interview I have read in effing forever. They need to make a new Pulitzer category for it and somehow award both the interviewer and interviewee. Everyone involved is awesome and has just made me love humanity a tiny little bit.

No this shit truly is as ridiculous as it looks. You CAN NOT close the cap. That is literally the only thing a cap is for and it does not do it. Then if you stand it up against a surface so that the cap is up - which you shouldn’t have to do - somehow it defies the laws of gravity and toothpaste gets smeared on the…

Even that Pepsi BS had been a great idea it would have sucked because she was in it. She can’t convey any sort of depth of emotion or gravitas no matter what she’s doing so this crap was due to failure from the get.

Hopefully they’ll just be left with a bunch of FarmersOnly.com commercials.

Clearly this sack of s*** needed to go but it’s also very telling that when accusations are leveled against a woman they moved to dump her relatively quickly - even if it did take a few years - whereas when one of their guys has a gazillion suits and accusations against him they do nothing for at least a decade.

Crying towels are for “...honeymooners, firemen, drinkers...”. The more you know.

The only way to be “in touch” with a Trump voter is to be dumber than a sack of hammers. These dumb shits still haven’t figured out that Trump was never a good negotiator or dealmaker all he ever did was sue when things weren’t going his way which is neither a replicable, reliable, nor sustainable way to run a…

Just want to be sure I got this - they want to abolish abortions and force women to have babies while getting rid of prenatal, maternity, and newborn care.

At first I was surprised at the number of things not redacted, then I realized those were the questions.