New York Post y’all. If you got your nails clipped they’d say you got an amputation.

Why isn’t this first degree murder from jump?

I literally find Bella’s face disturbing to look at. She looks like an animated strangulation victim. Kendall Jenner is overly expressive in comparison.

I miss K holes. But it’s great not losing my wallet and keys every 3 months.

Let’s just apply GOP gun control logic to marijuana: everyone does so it > it’s too hard to control > so let’s just not bother. There’s your budget cut right there you assholes.

Someone should write a satirical Pro-life bill outlawing sex and reality, except for how their party would probably vote it in.

He better be a traveling troubadour/court jester.

This movie also sucked when it was called Very Bad Things and starred Jon Favreau. Can we just agree that accidentally killing sex workers is not a comedy device.

Seems like half his peeps are the type that are worried they might have to go to war with the government so does this mean they are actually trying to gut it or just hypocrites? Either or both is probably true.

Clarence Thomas should go do a Scalia right now. I need a pick-me-up.

Nice try Julianne!! Clearly these are deleted scenes from the original Zoolander.

Not sure if they did or didn’t as everyone has pointed out shit pops up over and over again in fashion. I will say however she’s got some cute stuff and her bags are waay cheaper than YSL so hopefully she’ll get some traction from this.

“Maintained focus with little emotion”?!! Like the girl is even capable of making facial expressions anyway.

It looks like a bunch of people who didn’t try hard enough/tried too hard at a Halloween party.

This lead picture very literally made me nauseous.

I’m down with the hexing thing. Maybe a gust of wind will blow his hair plugs off at the next ‘press’ conference.

That’s what this is? I thought I was just a disgusting person who liked eating cheerios and ice cream with a beer after 10:30.

Also misread Jaguar Skills and thought it was Sugar Hill at first because I’m decrepit.

But old geezers like Eminem and Muse are still headlining? Get back in yer dusty coffins, you old coots!

I was agreeing with you. Clearly his initial statement as well as his “clarification” are nothing but a whole bag of fucked up. There is no justification around any of this BS. Sad part is, those conservative asshats may not have uninvited him if he had made the same claim about girls.